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Dried Up
03:44
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Why is my friend
Locked in that cage?
'Cuz can't you tell
That his brain
Is all dried up
From reading too much
And sleeping too little
I tried to convince him
To pity himself
But he just said
"It's obvious,
You don't know much"
You know that he's mad
When he says things like "chivalry isn't dead"
Goes on and on and on and on
About princesses in their pointy pink hats
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2. |
2x4s
02:01
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Everything is alright
Oh wait. Nevermind
Everything is okay
It was my mistake
You're the one that paid
Screaming in my face wont change much of anything
A little common courtesy and a little curiosity
Will haunt your dreams
I felt the pain
You saw the whole thing
You said it sounded like
Two by fours
Crashing, Crashing
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3. |
Sticky Fingers
03:15
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Costly pamphlets describing ways
To get others hard earned money
Boldly proclaims
Thirty new tricks for making
Everything free
And now money can grow on trees
Government funded soda-pop-dumpin' fiends
Getting paid for their sticky fingered deeds
To buy their cigarette-infused caffeine
To get the energy to start their small sex hotline businesses
And charge you 69 cents per second
To send you the sexiest postcard you've ever seen
Complete with the saying "there's no bad days"
'Cuz frowning takes up way more calories
And Fruit By the Foot ain't cheap these days
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4. |
Lumps
04:27
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Let me, let me
Feel the lumps on your skull
And I'll tell you if you're evolved
Believe me, please
'Cuz I sound so interesting
Unless my accent's cracking
Let me, let me
Feel the lumps on your skull
And I'll tell you if you're evolved
Science can be an art
Messy and blind
Lets grind up your heart and see what comes to mind
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5. |
Jacob's Belt
04:02
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Jacob's belt is digging holes in the yard
Planning routes towards Japanese shores
To plant his mushroom clouds with a fishing rod
His socks are staging a coo to put on his shoes and go
Mutually assured assumptions make asses of all of 'em
If you cut a crumb in half is it two halves of one or two new crumbs
Jacob's belt is tying itself to the rafter
Trying to get him the leverage he believes he needs
But all it does is leave him with his pants past his knees
To believe that all of his friends are just accessories
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6. |
Björk's Nightmare
03:26
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If your hand is bigger than your face
You might be afraid of making mistakes
Your head just fell on the ground
Your gullible frown is what I need right now
How can I love you if I'm not lonely?
You're burying me with happiness
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7. |
Every Good Story
03:13
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I know what I believe
Except when I'm angry
You said it not me,
"I'm successful baby so I'm happy"
So I'll nod my head and listen
To the dreams I knew I wanted
Until I really thought about it
Every good story turns to shit
Each time it's told it dies a little bit
Every good story becomes a lie
So don't believe me the second time
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8. |
To Quote Myself
03:02
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To quote myself "God is dead"
To quote myself "let it be"
To quote myself "be the change you wanna see"
To quote myself "shoot for the moon"
Believe it was I who said
"Houston we've got a problem"
The radio dialed in
"How am I supposed to top that one?"
'Cuz it seems like one of us is always having fun
And the other one is catching the brunt
It's like I've always said,
"You make your own luck"
But it's so much easier
Copying someone else
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